奇趣短篇精選

一、異事奇聞 Marvellous Stories
　1. Woman Crowned Turkey-eating Champion
　37歲女子奪得吃火雞大賽冠軍
　2. Man Won't Shave until Bin Laden Caught
　抓不到本·拉登誓不刮胡須
　3. New York's Oldest Bartender Still Mixing Martinis at 90
　把調(diào)酒事業(yè)進(jìn)行到底
　4. Womad Orders Bears Out of Her Kitchen
　老婦拍手大叫將熊嚇跑
　5. Man Walks Miles wi山Bullet Wound in Head
　男子頭部中彈后仍走3公里回家'····12
　6. US limo Driver Gets Big Tip from Rider—a Kidney
　幸運司機的無價小費
　7. Obedient German Fonows Sat-nav Orders，Crashes Car
　司機聽從衛(wèi)星導(dǎo)航系統(tǒng)竟撞進(jìn)茅坑
　8. Texas Man Foils Burglary in Britain
　得州歌迷網(wǎng)上發(fā)現(xiàn)英國竊賊
　9. Three-year-old Buys Pink Convertible on Internet
　三歲男孩網(wǎng)上成功購得一輛敞篷汽車
　10. Topless Sunbathing,G-strings Banned on Paris Beach
　巴黎禁止日光浴者過分暴露
　11. Cell-phone Cameras Forbidden at Sydney Beaches
　悉尼海灘禁止手機拍照
　12. Panda Blog Opens in China
　大熊貓開博客
　13. 13-Year-Old Girl Is SMS Text Champion
　13歲女孩勇奪美國短信王
　14. Suspect Bites Police Dog
　嫌犯咬警犬
　15. Man Plummets 50 Feet to Grab Missing$20
　男子為撿20美元跳下50英尺高大橋
　16. Postcard Arrives in Ind.After 58 Years
　遲到58年的明信片
　17. Rhode Island Farmer Grows Giant Pumpkin at 1,502 Pomads
　羅得島州農(nóng)民培育出巨型南瓜
　18. World Strip Poker Champ Bares All After Win
　世界脫衣?lián)淇速惞谲姙榇壬茩C構(gòu)脫光贏獎金
　19. Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years
　老婦42年租用老式轉(zhuǎn)盤電話
　20. Obese Mexican Outside for First Time in Five Years
　墨西哥巨胖男子5年來首度出門曬太陽
　21. Thieves Happier Than Police？
　小偷比警察“快樂”
二、奇思異想 Fatastic Ideas
三、“笨”賊一籮筐 “Awkward”Thieves
四、名人趣事 Anecdotes of Celebrities
五、動物妙趣 Amazing Animals
六、異樣男女 Unusual Lovers
七、科技新知 New Discoveries
八、安知禍福 Fortune vs Misfortune